Should Have Asked a Couple Hours Earlier

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The Romeo and Juliet balcony scene took place in the early morning, too. This is from an evil alternate-reality Romeo and Juliet who spend the entire play throwing pithy one-line insults at each other. They both wear goatees.

Finding Love in the Tall Grass

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Uh-oh! It looks like they've found more dirt on Herman Cain's sexual harassment cases.

autocowrecks - herman cain pokemon

The Best Way to a Man's Heart

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Show Don't Tell

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Just Being Realistic

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(Bro)keback Phone

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I wish I knew how to quit you, bro.

And Say It To My Face

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