Ain't That Some Sh*t

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Ain't That Some Sh*t
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It'd still be a fail even if s/he hadn't missed the "r" in "shirts." YES SMELLING OTHER PEOPLE'S SHIRTS IS CREEPY.

(Bro)keback Phone

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(Bro)keback Phone
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I wish I knew how to quit you, bro.

You Shut Your Whole Mouth

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You Shut Your Whole Mouth
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This just warms the cockles of my heart. And arouses it at a very reasonable rate.