The Lockscreen For the Forever Alone

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I could have sworn I felt something vibrate. Wait, nevermind, that was just my crippling loneliness.

I Don't Want to Live on This Lock Screen Anymore

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To be a lock screen is to live in a constant state of uncertainty. When oh when will hand of God slide to unlock it from its electronic coil?

If the Lock Screen Battery Was Honest

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Seriously. The only way my battery could leak that fast would be if it was bleeding from a bullet wound.