I could have sworn I felt something vibrate. Wait, nevermind, that was just my crippling loneliness.
To be a lock screen is to live in a constant state of uncertainty. When oh when will hand of God slide to unlock it from its electronic coil?
Seriously. The only way my battery could leak that fast would be if it was bleeding from a bullet wound.
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