Seriously. The only way my battery could leak that fast would be if it was bleeding from a bullet wound.
I could have sworn I felt something vibrate. Wait, nevermind, that was just my crippling loneliness.
To be a lock screen is to live in a constant state of uncertainty. When oh when will hand of God slide to unlock it from its electronic coil?
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