The Loch Ness Monster has Obama's Birth Certificate!

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I eagerly await the Oliver Stone conspiracy epic featuring Loch Ness, Bigfoot, the Yeti, the Roswell aliens, Bloody Mary, and Flava Flav (because let's be honest, he's been a figment of our collective imagination the whole time).