Lies My Teacher Told Me

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Lies My Teacher Told Me
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You were graphing in 4th grade? You must have been one smart 10-year-old.

We Don't Believe Your Lies, Airlines!

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I swear to God, if another flight attendant tells me that my iPod is going to crash the plane I'm going to... well... I'll write a very strongly worded letter to the FAA, that's what I'll do!