Judging by the red around that clown's mouth and nose, he knows exactly what period sex feels like.
What's the lady version of getting blue-balled? Getting red-vajayed? Wait, that's something else.
Someone should definitely make a horror/thriller movie about periods. It would have the same soundtrack as Jaws, and feature exactly the same amount of blood. Maybe more.
I don't see what's so nasty about a napkin stained with spaghetti sauce.
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