Swing and a Miss

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Swing and a Miss
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By the time you find yourself asking the recipient of your cheesy pickup line to answer you, it's already too late.

A Crappy Situation

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A Crappy Situation
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never leave your phone lying at the dinner table unattended

Scumbag Siri

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Scumbag Siri
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First she uses difficult words, then she gets sarcastic when you try to learn what they mean.