Being Forever Alone Is No Laughing Matter

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He found "Ha, april fools LOL" especially difficult to text, as his tears made his phone slippery

Snoop Dogg's Instajokes

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This is from Snoop Dogg's actual Instagram account. He's owned it for almost a year now (since Jan. 19, 2011 - here at Acw we CARE about FACTS) and apparently loves mixing sepia tones and self-effacing humor almost as much as he loves mixing gin and juice.

Some People Are Slow

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Do you know the joke about the GIVE UP and DELETE FROM CONTACTS LIST?