IT'S NOT THE iPHONE 5 DAMMIT

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IT'S NOT THE iPHONE 5 DAMMIT
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You can't fool us with your needlessly obtuse numbering system Apple.

I MUST HAVE IT BECAUSE IT'S NEW

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All that matters is that you're telling me it's the iPhone 5! It doesn't actually have to be different.

OH THE HUMANITY

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What would happen if you dropped hundreds of iPhone 5s in front of a mob of Apple fanboys (and girls)?