Apple unveiled the New iPad (that's its name. Not the iPad 3, not even the iPad 2S, but "the New iPad"), and many have been less than impressed. This video pretty much sums up the spectrum of people's reactions.
If Apple's new iPad lets me use it as a cutting board, I MIGHT consider getting it. MAYBE. It'd at least give them a reason why they made it heavier and thicker than the iPad 2.