Choking Hazard

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Choking Hazard
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What I'm saying is that you have a small penis.

The Bitch Is Back

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The Bitch Is Back
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From the submitter:

Bane of my existence constantly coming to my door because she is allergic to music.

Sadly, your relationship with your neighbor has just been taken to a whole different level of awkward.

Grammar Nazi Blitzkrieg

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Grammar Nazi Blitzkrieg
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The most hurtful grammar nazi attacks are the ones that skillfully combine lessons in possessive pronouns with an unsympathetic performance review of one's genitalia.

Although if she's going to give a lesson on grammar, she'd better make sure she's using the correct verb form of the first-person plural ("so we don't sound like an uneducated dumb fck").