From the submitter:
Bane of my existence constantly coming to my door because she is allergic to music.
Sadly, your relationship with your neighbor has just been taken to a whole different level of awkward.
It took the better part of a month, but everything's finally censored. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, CREEPY PEDOSTACHE WHEAT-THINS MANVERTISER.
This is what happens when your friend doesn't tell you he changed his number...