Grammar Nazi Blitzkrieg

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Grammar Nazi Blitzkrieg
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The most hurtful grammar nazi attacks are the ones that skillfully combine lessons in possessive pronouns with an unsympathetic performance review of one's genitalia.

Although if she's going to give a lesson on grammar, she'd better make sure she's using the correct verb form of the first-person plural ("so we don't sound like an uneducated dumb fck").

Choking Hazard

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Choking Hazard
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What I'm saying is that you have a small penis.

It's Really a Combination of Diet and Exercise

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It's Really a Combination of Diet and Exercise
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What I'm saying is that you should consider either increasing your metabolic rate or lowering your caloric intake - ideally you should combine the two - in the interests of your health. #antijokechicken

'Tis the Season for Massive Mood Swings

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'Tis the Season for Massive Mood Swings
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Either her mood turned on a dime, or she was too filled with rage to remember to update her mass texting list.