The Bitch Is Back

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The Bitch Is Back
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From the submitter:

Bane of my existence constantly coming to my door because she is allergic to music.

Sadly, your relationship with your neighbor has just been taken to a whole different level of awkward.

How to Resolve Connectivity Issues With Your iPhone

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How to Resolve Connectivity Issues With Your iPhone
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In the old days, we tried to get our computers to work again by smacking the monitor or the hard drive. Now that we're developing technology that we can talk to, we don't have to get it to work by physically abusing it; we can verbally abuse it instead.

Grammar Nazi Blitzkrieg

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Grammar Nazi Blitzkrieg
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The most hurtful grammar nazi attacks are the ones that skillfully combine lessons in possessive pronouns with an unsympathetic performance review of one's genitalia.

Although if she's going to give a lesson on grammar, she'd better make sure she's using the correct verb form of the first-person plural ("so we don't sound like an uneducated dumb fck").

It's Really a Combination of Diet and Exercise

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It's Really a Combination of Diet and Exercise
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What I'm saying is that you should consider either increasing your metabolic rate or lowering your caloric intake - ideally you should combine the two - in the interests of your health. #antijokechicken