What I'm saying is that you should consider either increasing your metabolic rate or lowering your caloric intake - ideally you should combine the two - in the interests of your health. #antijokechicken
And "you're mean" begins with "y," as in "Y R U SO MEANNNNN OMG"
Breast feeding: it's a tricky business. Some of us need a how-to guide.
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