It's Really a Combination of Diet and Exercise

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It's Really a Combination of Diet and Exercise
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What I'm saying is that you should consider either increasing your metabolic rate or lowering your caloric intake - ideally you should combine the two - in the interests of your health. #antijokechicken

What I'm Saying Is That I'd Rather Not Kiss You

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What I'm Saying Is That I'd Rather Not Kiss You
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And "you're mean" begins with "y," as in "Y R U SO MEANNNNN OMG"

Steve M-F Smith FAIL

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Steve M-F Smith FAIL
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From the submitter:

This is what happens when your friend doesn't tell you he changed his number...