How will I remember this if I don't check in on Four Square, post to Facebook, upload to Instagram, text my friends about it, and record the speech?

The internet caught fire once the news of Instagram's sale to Facebook broke, and rightfully so. How will you sleep at night knowing that Mark Zuckerberg has access to all those pictures you took of your brunch?

After the hipster ragestorm that ensued when Instagram became available for Android, more big news broke today, as a Facebook buyout was announced. Expect more hipsters to get really mad about this, and then get distracted when they develop the urge to photograph their turkey sandwich for lunch.

That would REALLY get the iPhone cultists going.

The iPhone fanboy whiners will never rest until they're the only ones who can fake photography.

After a long period of fidelity to Apple, the beloved nostalgia filter Instagram was released to Android yesterday. Some iPhone users were less than enthusiastic about their sudden lack of exclusivity. Luckily they had Facebook to vent.