You're Like a Fluffy Widdle Bunny That NEVER RETURNS MY CALLS

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adorable,flirting,ignoring,not texting back
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Whoops, Now I've Lost the Ability to Read and Write.

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ignoring,lost,lost phone,phone
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I Lied!

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comic,i lied,ignored,ignoring,the oatmeal
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I actually like this face 100x better than the "I lied!" face. Kudos, Oatmeal.

Oh Right, That's the Reason

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awesome,beeyotch,ignore,ignoring
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Busted

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busted,excuses,ignored,ignoring
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Tricky Mom

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christmas,ignoring,mom,parent,parenting,santa
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This is an ancient and time-honored mom tactic.

Not Getting the Hint

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flirting,ignored,ignoring,sup
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From the submitter:

We smooched twice, in July...

That must have been a whopper of a smooch. A smooch to end all smooches.