If Google really worked like the Accio spell, people probably wouldn't google half the things they google now. "Jacuzzi stacked with midgets wearing snorkels" would be a much less popular search term, for one thing.
Crayons before mans. It's like "bros before hoes" except more relevant in this context.
Oh god, what an awful title. #modproblems
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