An Impromptu Sex Ed Lesson

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It's funny because they're talking about sex.

One Does Not Simply Walk Into a Woman's Head

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The only way to find out what a woman wants is to send her pair of midgets bearing antique jewelry of malevolent power. Bitches love antique jewelry of malevolent power.

What You're Not Into That?

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I must have sent that to the wrong person. Right. That's what happened.

African Bull Frog Is Messed With by iPhone, Enjoys Sweet Revenge

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Remember the Bearded Dragon who played the app game Ant Crusher? Here's an African Bull Frog doing the same, except he's much less patient with people who trick him into eating fake digital insects. The best part is 20 seconds in.