People still leave messages?
I am the 11%.
This otherwise skillful re-imagining of Edward Cullen's birth somehow ignores the fact that Tinkerbell would never actually say "many moons ago." A line of dialogue like that is almost, but not quite, as gay as Twilight.
The only way to find out what a woman wants is to send her pair of midgets bearing antique jewelry of malevolent power. Bitches love antique jewelry of malevolent power.
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