This Is Why We Never Sleep

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dating,etiquette,falling asleep,Hall of Fame,meme,relationships
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Yeah baby, I'll keep you up all night. With my lolspeak and my emoji.

"Emoji" does sound pretty dirty.

Threats of Violence

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anger,argument,Hall of Fame,hot tub full of blood flavored syrup,threat
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The perfect way to threaten anyone to whom arms, legs, full-sized swimming pools, chocolate-flavored syrup, tasteful fashion statements, loved ones, vegetarianism, and spoons are of the utmost importance.