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It'll save him a rightfully earned lecture on how a grown man doesn't know how to boil corn.

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The most sensitive area of a man's body might be his testicles, but his hairline runs a close second.

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In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

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