It's funny because they're talking about sex.
The only way to find out what a woman wants is to send her pair of midgets bearing antique jewelry of malevolent power. Bitches love antique jewelry of malevolent power.
I must have sent that to the wrong person. Right. That's what happened.
Remember the Bearded Dragon who played the app game Ant Crusher? Here's an African Bull Frog doing the same, except he's much less patient with people who trick him into eating fake digital insects. The best part is 20 seconds in.
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