This is why relationships between intelligent women and hunky shirtless men don't last long.
Hahaha, just kidding. Sorry, less-hunky shirted men and knuckle-dragging women.
What are you trying to say about British people?
It's no fun dating a grammar nazi.
Men! Good grammar is like fresh breath and a clean shirt! Never go without it when you're impressing the ladies. Also, it can lead to some confusion...