One Does Not Simply Walk Into a Woman's Head

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One Does Not Simply Walk Into a Woman's Head
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The only way to find out what a woman wants is to send her pair of midgets bearing antique jewelry of malevolent power. Bitches love antique jewelry of malevolent power.

It's Not That Simple Dammit!

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It's Not That Simple Dammit!
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One must first endure them saying "nothing" every time you ask them until they lash out in annoyance.