Not Enough Palms in This Lifetime

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For you amerifriends out there, "petrol" means "car juice," while "diesel" and "unleaded" are the only two varieties of juice that cars can run on.

Because I AM Paranoid Parrot

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You'd be surprised at how often Paranoid Parrot comes in handy.

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