A Phone Call From the Future

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Let's be clear, there's absolutely nothing more important than finding out where your pants are.

No! Tell Me About the Stock Market! THE STOCK MARKET!

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No! Tell Me About the Stock Market! THE STOCK MARKET!
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God, most useless future-version-of-myself ever. At least tell me which team to bet on for the World Series.