You would love too? You mean you would love him/her "as well?" Or "in return?" Or "reciprocally?"

That's right, grammar nazis, you're being preempted. "Preempting" is a fancy word for "inb4."

They tried to stick together, but they kept getting torn away sheet by sheet until there was nothing left.

Also, if you haven't caught on by this post and the one immediately before it, this site will henceforth be dedicated to poop jokes. Because you demanded it. You're welcome.