Those Pesky State Farm Agents

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Those Pesky State Farm Agents
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I love how the recipient reflexively responds with "Love ya <3" before s/he goes "Wait a minute, I'm not flying."

We Don't Believe Your Lies, Airlines!

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I swear to God, if another flight attendant tells me that my iPod is going to crash the plane I'm going to... well... I'll write a very strongly worded letter to the FAA, that's what I'll do!

Ironically I Had Aaliyah, Otis Redding, John Denver, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and Buddy Holly on My Playlist

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Ironically I Had Aaliyah, Otis Redding, John Denver, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and Buddy Holly on My Playlist
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And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died! Except for me. You wanna know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up, And my seat back in the full upright position.