I love how the recipient reflexively responds with "Love ya <3" before s/he goes "Wait a minute, I'm not flying."
Time to use all the phones!
I swear to God, if another flight attendant tells me that my iPod is going to crash the plane I'm going to... well... I'll write a very strongly worded letter to the FAA, that's what I'll do!
And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died!
Except for me.
You wanna know why?
'Cause I had my tray table up,
And my seat back in the full upright position.
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