What I'm Saying Is That You Have a Small P33n

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He Must Think He's Pretty... HUMERUS. DURHURHUR.

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You're the Bono to my Africa

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The sender must have been talking about the 2011 TV on the Radio single "You." She's got good taste!

Your Prince Won't Come That Way

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Then why is there a screenshot that clearly shows this conversation happening? It's almost as if someone faked it or something ...

Flattery Will Get You Everywhere

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I Held Mittens to My Bosom and Watched the Rain Fall Outside My Window

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Cutting the Red Wire

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In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.