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By Unknown
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Great. Now I have the theme song from Rocket Power stuck in my head. THANKS A LOT.

Sup
By Unknown
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From the submitter:

We smooched twice, in July...

That must have been a whopper of a smooch. A smooch to end all smooches.

Not a Party in Those Pants
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Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."

I dont chase em.
By Alex
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Received a text from an unknown number.

As someone who just found out he got rejected, the sender took it like a champ. Still, if he's going to be so insistent on asking "whos this?" he shouldn't respond "WHOA dog don't TRIP c'mon man" when he's asked the same question.