From the submitter:
This guy texted 9 girls at one time...not realizing they can all see it.
Well? Sometimes if I try really hard I can think of nine people at once. LET'S SEE WHAT HE WANTS BEFORE WE JUDGE HIM.
Everything seems to go according to plan, until you ask her out and she responds "Noo" with two o's.
She's playing hard to get. Really hard to get.
If winky faces are the trollops of smiley face land, then (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) are the oppressed cubicle workers with short tempers.
With perfectly normal and fully-functional legs, apparently.
She should set her inbox filter to deny scrubs.