SmoothBot

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breasts,emergency,flirting,smiley face,testing,tits or gtfo
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Slick. He's flirting even while admitting that he's doing it. Still, what kind of emergency system takes an hour to respond?

You're the Bono to my Africa

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The sender must have been talking about the 2011 TV on the Radio single "You." She's got good taste!

Winky Face, You Little Strumpet

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If winky faces are the trollops of smiley face land, then (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻) are the oppressed cubicle workers with short tempers.

Good Morning, Desperate-and-Persistent :/

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flirting,good morning,one sided
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Gee, I wonder who those 11 messages are from.

Damn Gurl, Show Some Love

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AND she only used one "y." I'VE NEVER FELT SO INSULTED IN MY LIFE.

Your Prince Won't Come That Way

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dating,fake,flirting,never happens,wrong number
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Then why is there a screenshot that clearly shows this conversation happening? It's almost as if someone faked it or something ...

Hello Lady(ies)

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From the submitter:

This guy texted 9 girls at one time...not realizing they can all see it.

Well? Sometimes if I try really hard I can think of nine people at once. LET'S SEE WHAT HE WANTS BEFORE WE JUDGE HIM.