Winky Face, You Little Strumpet

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If winky faces are the trollops of smiley face land, then (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻) are the oppressed cubicle workers with short tempers.

What a Smooth 'Criminal'

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Your Prince Won't Come That Way

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Then why is there a screenshot that clearly shows this conversation happening? It's almost as if someone faked it or something ...

SmoothBot

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Slick. He's flirting even while admitting that he's doing it. Still, what kind of emergency system takes an hour to respond?

Smooth Operator

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Flattery Will Get You Everywhere

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Texting Signals

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Everything seems to go according to plan, until you ask her out and she responds "Noo" with two o's.