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In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

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The sender must have been talking about the 2011 TV on the Radio single "You." She's got good taste!

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Men! Good grammar is like fresh breath and a clean shirt! Never go without it when you're impressing the ladies. Also, it can lead to some confusion...

autocowrecks - grammar nazi my awesome what

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