From the submitter:
This was a great night, why would she give me her # if she had a bf?
Of all the things to associate with your vagina, "vice" shouldn't be at the top of your list.
Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."
Everything seems to go according to plan, until you ask her out and she responds "Noo" with two o's.
I wish I knew how to quit you, bro.
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