Prepare for the Most Awkward Day Ever

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THAT'S WHY YOU SAY THESE THINGS IN PERSON

NOT OVER YOUR EXPENSIVE TOY

ARE YOU MAD

Finding Love in the Tall Grass

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Uh-oh! It looks like they've found more dirt on Herman Cain's sexual harassment cases.

autocowrecks - herman cain pokemon

I Sense a Reluctance to Keep Copying...

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I do this to six-year-olds all the time, except instead of "I love you" I say "I'm stupid and I pee my pants!" If I'm lucky they'll look confused and not know what to say. More often, though, they just say "Ewwww you're gross!" and I'll go "Curse you, six-year-old!"

Good Morning, Desperate-and-Persistent :/

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Gee, I wonder who those 11 messages are from.