Cutting the Red Wire

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In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

Your Prince Won't Come That Way

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Then why is there a screenshot that clearly shows this conversation happening? It's almost as if someone faked it or something ...

Tody Balk

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Of all the things to associate with your vagina, "vice" shouldn't be at the top of your list.