Spell It Out

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dating,flirting,grammar,grammar nazi,Hall of Fame
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Men! Good grammar is like fresh breath and a clean shirt! Never go without it when you're impressing the ladies. Also, it can lead to some confusion...

autocowrecks - grammar nazi my awesome what

Cutting the Red Wire

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AutocoWrecks,bomb,crush,dating,demotivational,flirting,g rated,Hall of Fame,metaphor,relationships,surgeon,texting
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In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

Don't Chase 'Em

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chasing,dating,flirting,rejection,wrong number
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Received a text from an unknown number.

As someone who just found out he got rejected, the sender took it like a champ. Still, if he's going to be so insistent on asking "whos this?" he shouldn't respond "WHOA dog don't TRIP c'mon man" when he's asked the same question.

I Left My Party in Another Pair of Pants

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ass,butt,dating,flirting,one liners,pants,relationships,softball,space
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Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."

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