Good Morning, Desperate-and-Persistent :/

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Good Morning, Desperate-and-Persistent :/
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Gee, I wonder who those 11 messages are from.

You're the Bono to my Africa

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You're the Bono to my Africa
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The sender must have been talking about the 2011 TV on the Radio single "You." She's got good taste!

Not Getting the Hint

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Not Getting the Hint
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From the submitter:

We smooched twice, in July...

That must have been a whopper of a smooch. A smooch to end all smooches.

Damn Gurl, Show Some Love

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Damn Gurl, Show Some Love
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AND she only used one "y." I'VE NEVER FELT SO INSULTED IN MY LIFE.