Cutting the Red Wire

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Cutting the Red Wire
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In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

(Bro)keback Phone

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(Bro)keback Phone
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I wish I knew how to quit you, bro.

Tody Balk

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Tody Balk
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Of all the things to associate with your vagina, "vice" shouldn't be at the top of your list.