Of all the things to associate with your vagina, "vice" shouldn't be at the top of your list.
Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."
He should have stuck with 911. They're very friendly over there.
From the submitter:
This was a great night, why would she give me her # if she had a bf?
THAT'S WHY YOU SAY THESE THINGS IN PERSON
NOT OVER YOUR EXPENSIVE TOY
ARE YOU MAD
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