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"Oh goodness, the way he put me down like that completely lowered my self-esteem and made me 100% more likely to go out with him!" swoon

AutocoWrecks,bomb,crush,dating,demotivational,flirting,g rated,Hall of Fame,metaphor,relationships,surgeon,texting
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In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

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Then why is there a screenshot that clearly shows this conversation happening? It's almost as if someone faked it or something ...

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Men! Good grammar is like fresh breath and a clean shirt! Never go without it when you're impressing the ladies. Also, it can lead to some confusion...

autocowrecks - grammar nazi my awesome what

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