flirting

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Slick. He's flirting even while admitting that he's doing it. Still, what kind of emergency system takes an hour to respond?

Cut the Red Wire!
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In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

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The sender must have been talking about the 2011 TV on the Radio single "You." She's got good taste!

Not a Party in Those Pants
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Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."