Winky Face, You Little Strumpet

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Winky Face, You Little Strumpet
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If winky faces are the trollops of smiley face land, then (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻) are the oppressed cubicle workers with short tempers.

Tody Balk

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Tody Balk
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Of all the things to associate with your vagina, "vice" shouldn't be at the top of your list.

Your Prince Won't Come That Way

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Your Prince Won't Come That Way
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Then why is there a screenshot that clearly shows this conversation happening? It's almost as if someone faked it or something ...

You're the Bono to my Africa

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You're the Bono to my Africa
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The sender must have been talking about the 2011 TV on the Radio single "You." She's got good taste!