flirting

I dont chase em.
By Alex
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Received a text from an unknown number.

As someone who just found out he got rejected, the sender took it like a champ. Still, if he's going to be so insistent on asking "whos this?" he shouldn't respond "WHOA dog don't TRIP c'mon man" when he's asked the same question.

By Unknown
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Careful, though! The more tricks you publish on the 'net, the more hot guys that will know about it!

Haha, just kidding. There are no hot guys on the internet.

Cut the Red Wire!
By Unknown
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In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

Fail! : Time to take a new approach
By Unknown
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"Oh goodness, the way he put me down like that completely lowered my self-esteem and made me 100% more likely to go out with him!" swoon