SmoothBot

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SmoothBot
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Slick. He's flirting even while admitting that he's doing it. Still, what kind of emergency system takes an hour to respond?

Don't Chase 'Em

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Don't Chase 'Em
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Received a text from an unknown number.

As someone who just found out he got rejected, the sender took it like a champ. Still, if he's going to be so insistent on asking "whos this?" he shouldn't respond "WHOA dog don't TRIP c'mon man" when he's asked the same question.

Winky Face, You Little Strumpet

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Winky Face, You Little Strumpet
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If winky faces are the trollops of smiley face land, then (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻) are the oppressed cubicle workers with short tempers.