From the submitter:
This guy texted 9 girls at one time...not realizing they can all see it.
Well? Sometimes if I try really hard I can think of nine people at once. LET'S SEE WHAT HE WANTS BEFORE WE JUDGE HIM.
THAT'S WHY YOU SAY THESE THINGS IN PERSON
NOT OVER YOUR EXPENSIVE TOY
ARE YOU MAD
In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.
We smooched twice, in July...
That must have been a whopper of a smooch. A smooch to end all smooches.