Good Morning, Desperate-and-Persistent :/

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Good Morning, Desperate-and-Persistent :/
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Gee, I wonder who those 11 messages are from.

I Left My Party in Another Pair of Pants

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I Left My Party in Another Pair of Pants
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Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."

Damn Gurl, Show Some Love

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Damn Gurl, Show Some Love
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AND she only used one "y." I'VE NEVER FELT SO INSULTED IN MY LIFE.