flirting

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In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

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The sender must have been talking about the 2011 TV on the Radio single "You." She's got good taste!

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Everything seems to go according to plan, until you ask her out and she responds "Noo" with two o's.

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From the submitter:

This was a great night, why would she give me her # if she had a bf?

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