You're the Bono to my Africa

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The sender must have been talking about the 2011 TV on the Radio single "You." She's got good taste!

He Must Think He's Pretty... HUMERUS. DURHURHUR.

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(Bro)keback Phone

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I wish I knew how to quit you, bro.

You're Like a Fluffy Widdle Bunny That NEVER RETURNS MY CALLS

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Mobile Lady Player

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Freudian Correct

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I See My Reputation Precedes Me

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