Winky Face, You Little Strumpet

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If winky faces are the trollops of smiley face land, then (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻) are the oppressed cubicle workers with short tempers.

SmoothBot

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Slick. He's flirting even while admitting that he's doing it. Still, what kind of emergency system takes an hour to respond?

Cutting the Red Wire

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In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

Damn Gurl, Show Some Love

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AND she only used one "y." I'VE NEVER FELT SO INSULTED IN MY LIFE.

Tody Balk

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Of all the things to associate with your vagina, "vice" shouldn't be at the top of your list.

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