Operation Hot Guy

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dating,flirting,guy,relationships,sneeze,trip
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Careful, though! The more tricks you publish on the 'net, the more hot guys that will know about it!

Haha, just kidding. There are no hot guys on the internet.

SmoothBot

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breasts,emergency,flirting,smiley face,testing,tits or gtfo
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Slick. He's flirting even while admitting that he's doing it. Still, what kind of emergency system takes an hour to respond?

Don't Chase 'Em

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chasing,dating,flirting,rejection,wrong number
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Received a text from an unknown number.

As someone who just found out he got rejected, the sender took it like a champ. Still, if he's going to be so insistent on asking "whos this?" he shouldn't respond "WHOA dog don't TRIP c'mon man" when he's asked the same question.

I Left My Party in Another Pair of Pants

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ass,butt,dating,flirting,one liners,pants,relationships,softball,space
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Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."

Spell It Out

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dating,flirting,grammar,grammar nazi,Hall of Fame
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Men! Good grammar is like fresh breath and a clean shirt! Never go without it when you're impressing the ladies. Also, it can lead to some confusion...

autocowrecks - grammar nazi my awesome what