Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."
THAT'S WHY YOU SAY THESE THINGS IN PERSON
NOT OVER YOUR EXPENSIVE TOY
ARE YOU MAD
Careful, though! The more tricks you publish on the 'net, the more hot guys that will know about it!
Haha, just kidding. There are no hot guys on the internet.
AND she only used one "y." I'VE NEVER FELT SO INSULTED IN MY LIFE.
From the submitter:
Actual text from a man re online dating
With perfectly normal and fully-functional legs, apparently.
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