She should set her inbox filter to deny scrubs.
AND she only used one "y." I'VE NEVER FELT SO INSULTED IN MY LIFE.
From the submitter:
Actual text from a man re online dating
Careful, though! The more tricks you publish on the 'net, the more hot guys that will know about it!
Haha, just kidding. There are no hot guys on the internet.
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