I Left My Party in Another Pair of Pants

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I Left My Party in Another Pair of Pants
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Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."

Prepare for the Most Awkward Day Ever

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Prepare for the Most Awkward Day Ever
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THAT'S WHY YOU SAY THESE THINGS IN PERSON

NOT OVER YOUR EXPENSIVE TOY

ARE YOU MAD

Operation Hot Guy

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Operation Hot Guy
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Careful, though! The more tricks you publish on the 'net, the more hot guys that will know about it!

Haha, just kidding. There are no hot guys on the internet.

Damn Gurl, Show Some Love

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Damn Gurl, Show Some Love
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AND she only used one "y." I'VE NEVER FELT SO INSULTED IN MY LIFE.