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In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

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Of all the things to associate with your vagina, "vice" shouldn't be at the top of your list.

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Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."

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