Winky Face, You Little Strumpet

Favorite
Winky Face, You Little Strumpet
- -

If winky faces are the trollops of smiley face land, then (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻) are the oppressed cubicle workers with short tempers.

Don't Chase 'Em

Favorite
Don't Chase 'Em
- -

Received a text from an unknown number.

As someone who just found out he got rejected, the sender took it like a champ. Still, if he's going to be so insistent on asking "whos this?" he shouldn't respond "WHOA dog don't TRIP c'mon man" when he's asked the same question.

Not Getting the Hint

Favorite
Not Getting the Hint
- -

From the submitter:

We smooched twice, in July...

That must have been a whopper of a smooch. A smooch to end all smooches.

You're the Bono to my Africa

Favorite
You're the Bono to my Africa
- -

The sender must have been talking about the 2011 TV on the Radio single "You." She's got good taste!

Finding Love in the Tall Grass

Favorite
Finding Love in the Tall Grass
- -

Uh-oh! It looks like they've found more dirt on Herman Cain's sexual harassment cases.

autocowrecks - herman cain pokemon