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By Unknown
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In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

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Of all the things to associate with your vagina, "vice" shouldn't be at the top of your list.

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By roper71
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I do this to six-year-olds all the time, except instead of "I love you" I say "I'm stupid and I pee my pants!" If I'm lucky they'll look confused and not know what to say. More often, though, they just say "Ewwww you're gross!" and I'll go "Curse you, six-year-old!"