Your Prince Won't Come That Way

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dating,fake,flirting,never happens,wrong number
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Then why is there a screenshot that clearly shows this conversation happening? It's almost as if someone faked it or something ...

Watch Out, We Got a Badass With Total Disregard for Authority Over Here

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automatic door,bad boys,Badass,flirting,handicapped
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With perfectly normal and fully-functional legs, apparently.

I Left My Party in Another Pair of Pants

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ass,butt,dating,flirting,one liners,pants,relationships,softball,space
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Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."

Worst Flirting Ever

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flirting,Okay,funny
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By Unknown
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Spell It Out

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dating,flirting,grammar,grammar nazi,Hall of Fame
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Men! Good grammar is like fresh breath and a clean shirt! Never go without it when you're impressing the ladies. Also, it can lead to some confusion...

autocowrecks - grammar nazi my awesome what

Look At Her, Pretending to Not Know Who I Am

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flirting,she wants the d,whos-this,wrong number
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She's playing hard to get. Really hard to get.

Overprotective Boyfriend

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affair,boyfriend,flirting,number,texting
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From the submitter:

This was a great night, why would she give me her # if she had a bf?