As they make phones smaller and smaller, this is my secret fear, especially with touchscreens. Soon all my texts will say "hey do you feel like cnx hogi wejlhnlh vhcio?,)?"
What I'm saying is that you should consider either increasing your metabolic rate or lowering your caloric intake - ideally you should combine the two - in the interests of your health. #antijokechicken
Ask YOUR dietitian about the wear-less-of-your-stankass-getup plan today!
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My number used to belong to a girl who must have put out quite easily... Random texts from horny dudes looking for booty calls are common.
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