But There's So Much Protein!

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My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard, and is 250% their recommended serving of saturated fat.

But Your Beard Is So Soft and Feminine!

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From the submitter:

My number used to belong to a girl who must have put out quite easily... Random texts from horny dudes looking for booty calls are common.

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