The Future Is Coming

Favorite
The Future Is Coming
- -

Sure is extra future today. Maybe we just need a change from all the nostalgia stuff we've been doing lately.

But There's So Much Protein!

Favorite
But There's So Much Protein!
- -

My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard, and is 250% their recommended serving of saturated fat.

D'oh!

Favorite
D'oh!
- -

As they make phones smaller and smaller, this is my secret fear, especially with touchscreens. Soon all my texts will say "hey do you feel like cnx hogi wejlhnlh vhcio?,)?"