But Your Beard Is So Soft and Feminine!

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But Your Beard Is So Soft and Feminine!
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From the submitter:

My number used to belong to a girl who must have put out quite easily... Random texts from horny dudes looking for booty calls are common.

The Future Is Coming

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The Future Is Coming
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Sure is extra future today. Maybe we just need a change from all the nostalgia stuff we've been doing lately.