Run, Auntie Em! Run for your liiiiiiiiife!
So many things are wrong with this, depending on what kind of person you are.
Normal person: FAIL. The mom gets a housecleaning tool while everyone else gets fun toys. How sexist and unfair!
Tech geek: FAIL. An iron isn't wireless!
Grammar Nazi: FAIL. That's NOT the proper capitalization of "iron" afffghaghaghfahga so upset