From the submitter:
I thought my sister-in-law was freaky, now I know it!
The delight on 5-year-old Timmy's face at having his picture taken will only be matched by his crushing disappointment when he finds out his idiot cousin was just checking his idiot blog.
I got a random text from a number and I decided to play with the person. Note that my texts are green. Funny part is, they're from Puerto Rico and I'm from Central NJ!
Run, Auntie Em! Run for your liiiiiiiiife!