And I'm Contractually Obligated to Keep It For Two Years!

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Relationships Are Expensive

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Didn't We All

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No Bitch. I'm in Jail.

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Your Decision, and Your Fault if I End Up Selling My Body to Buy a Car

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I guess her thought-out-plan is blackmailing her mother.

Nothing Is Free in This God-Fearing Capitalist Country

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Hooray for Apple Products!

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You're forgetting iMac!