The Importance of Personal Grooming

Favorite
dating,dumped,ex,hygiene,pubic hair,relationships,shaved,shaving
- -

It might seem like a harsh reason to dump somebody, but have you ever tried to crack open an unshorn coconut? It's more trouble than it's worth. #thirdworldproblems

LOL But Seriously We're Done

Favorite
auto correct,breaking up,dating,ex,fake,octagon,over,relationships
- -

Not even the gentle, soothing humor of an autocowreck can mend the hole where his heart used to be.