If Error Messages Popped Up In Real Life

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AutocoWrecks,desperate,desperation,ex,ex girlfriend,g rated,late night texting
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The error message should end with:

Do you want to have a good cry about it? Yes / No

NEVER MIND NOT OVER HIM YET

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bear grylls,breaking up,dating,ex,pee,relationships
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I still remember how he let his urine sit in the toilet bowl until the bathroom smelled like rancid cheddar... its color a varying shade of yellow, depending on how many cups of cherry kool-aid he'd had that day. I MISS HIM SO MUCH.