Swing and a Miss

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Swing and a Miss
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By the time you find yourself asking the recipient of your cheesy pickup line to answer you, it's already too late.

V-Day Spoilsport

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V-Day Spoilsport
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Over/under on how many roses it takes to get make-up sex...

Deep Thoughts

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Deep Thoughts
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I didn't have to think long about it at all! And usually I'm known to be pretty soft-minded. Limp, even. And flaccid.