No Mere Mortal Can Resist

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[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA&ob=av3n&w=500]

autocowrecks - thriller gif

Your Face Is Funny

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Click to read the whole thing!

I Always Knew Shaq Was a Poophead

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Emoticon Reading 101

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I'll Give You A Penis-Fart-Punch In Your Face!!!

Should Have Stopped at Kung Po

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Masturbation doesn't count as creativity. Sorry!

An Emoticon for Your REAL Mood

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It's also the go-to emoticon for twins conjoined at the mouth.

Big Boober Is Watching You

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