What? No, I'm Not Needy. Why Do You Ask?

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annoying,bugging,ecard,needy,persistent
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A Frowny Face Will Have to Do

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angry,ecard,Hall of Fame,mad,punching,stab,stabstabstabstabstab
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Programmed to Love

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ecard,forever alone,iphone,relationships,siri
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V-Day Spoilsport

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boner,boner killer,dating,ecard,erection,relationships,Valentines day
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Over/under on how many roses it takes to get make-up sex...

Too Long; Didn't Listen

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boring,ecard,tldl,too long
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The Lesser Evil

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breasts,dating,ecard,relationships
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J/K Just Kidding LOL... Unless You Wanna

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drinkingssd,drunk texting,ecard,last night
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Why yes, I DO "tihnk yoiur cuuu8te" too!