Too Close to Be a Coincidence

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From the submitter:

I was afraid to ask anyone else

Maybe you could go back in time and text Hitler's grandson. You've been given a terrible curse, but it could also be a great gift. With great power comes great responsibility etc. etc.

Happens to Me ALL the Time

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Learn How to Be the Bearer of Bad News

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Death,dying,mom,parenting,text,texting
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BRO NO!

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A Snowball's Chance in Hell Isn't as Low as We Thought

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I almost missed the second to last line. I had to read it again. Oh, puns. Ha. Ha. Ha.