I almost missed the second to last line. I had to read it again. Oh, puns. Ha. Ha. Ha.
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I was afraid to ask anyone else
Maybe you could go back in time and text Hitler's grandson. You've been given a terrible curse, but it could also be a great gift. With great power comes great responsibility etc. etc.
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