Now You Know My Secret Superhero Identity

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Now You Know My Secret Superhero Identity
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Just because he's drunk doesn't make his confession any less meaningful!

My Shirt Is So Drinked Up

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My Shirt Is So Drinked Up
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This isn't the most incomprehensible text we've had, but in case you need a bit of help for the "3 get in front of my gave," he's saying "I have obtained three items, the identity of which i choose not to disclose to you, via a front-end transaction and I gave said items away soon after said transaction."