drunk

drinking,drunk,drunk driving,siri
Via: Sh*t That Siri Says
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I don't have any opposable thumbs. Or hands. Don't be ridiculous.

drunk,last night,optimus prime,transformers
By Unknown
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Occasionally I'll pick up a stick and whisper "Wingardium Leviosa" to myself before putting it back down disappointedly.

complicated,drinking,drunk,drunk text,fat fingers,hard,martinis,old,translator
By Unknown
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Are you sure you meant to say "complicated?" Are you sure you didn't mean to say "Oh god. So drunk right now. Why did I have so many martinis whyyyyyyy?"

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