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Are you sure you meant to say "complicated?" Are you sure you didn't mean to say "Oh god. So drunk right now. Why did I have so many martinis whyyyyyyy?"

AutocoWrecks,drinking,drunk,drunk driving,g rated,Hall of Fame,last night
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Someone had left a plastic knife on the seat, and you said "Sorry, I can't drive stick."

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Just because he's drunk doesn't make his confession any less meaningful!

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