An Accurate Auto Correct

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auto correct,booty call,drinking,drunk,Hey,heyyyy,sex,shortcut
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Four y's! We all know what that means!

You're My One and Onlyarghbharghghargh

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drunk,drunk dial,hatred,love
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Time to Hire a Go-Between

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complicated,drinking,drunk,drunk text,fat fingers,hard,martinis,old,translator
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Are you sure you meant to say "complicated?" Are you sure you didn't mean to say "Oh god. So drunk right now. Why did I have so many martinis whyyyyyyy?"

I Think You've Had Enough

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autocorrected,AutocoWrecks,drunk,g rated,had enough,jealous,jesus
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Not a Wizard

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alcohol,drinking,drunk,fake,fake fake,fake fake fakity fake,fake yes but people know that and still like it so there,ginger,Hall of Fame,Harry Potter,ron,wasnt-that-drunk,wizard
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Auto Correct Understands

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auto correct,drinking,drunk
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Brandon Wept

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diapers,drunk,parenting,wrong number
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Learning new numbers!