Officer Friendly

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beer,bud,carousel,cop,drugs,police,Trolling Wrong Numbers,wrong number
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Let's hope that "bud" refers to "Budweiser" and not the "marih-joo-wanna" that the kids are so into these days.

I Was Mostly Impressed by the Magic Glowing Box

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acid,battery,drugs,found,lost phone,returned
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He's a remarkably coordinated texter for someone on three tabs of acid.

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