My Phone Is an Enabler

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My Phone Is an Enabler
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The growing problem of meth abuse on Sesame Street is brought to them by the letters H, N, and Cl. Stay away from those letters, kids.

I Was Mostly Impressed by the Magic Glowing Box

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I Was Mostly Impressed by the Magic Glowing Box
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He's a remarkably coordinated texter for someone on three tabs of acid.

Mommy's Drug Addiction Revealed

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Mommy's Drug Addiction Revealed
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An addiction that creates stress, speeds the aging process, and eats at your bank account? Yep, sounds like parenting. Or crack. But mostly parenting.

Down With the Clown

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Down With the Clown
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That's about right. Sometimes they hang out with neon dinosaurs.

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