My Phone Is an Enabler

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The growing problem of meth abuse on Sesame Street is brought to them by the letters H, N, and Cl. Stay away from those letters, kids.

That Answers That Question

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Officer Friendly

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Let's hope that "bud" refers to "Budweiser" and not the "marih-joo-wanna" that the kids are so into these days.

Heroin Is a Terrible Drug

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Not-So-Secret Life of the American Teenager

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Don't Do Drugs and Play Draw Something

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Father Wishes to Partake of the Righteous Herb

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Dad's wishing he was back in college again.