I Find Your Lack of Nudity Disturbing

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AutocoWrecks,dirty,dirty talk,drugs,Hall of Fame,high,mobile phones,sexting,star wars,texting
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How high? Higher than Cloud City.

Looks Like Someone Had Some High Hopes

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drugs,high hopes,iphone,shower sex
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Wait. What were we talking about? WHO IS THIS.

BRB, Burning Down the House

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drugs,drunk,Home Alone,parenting,rock and roll,sex
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And That Was the Last We Ever Heard From Him

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stoned,drugs,marijuana,iPhones,texting,lost
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My Secret Formula

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auto correct,baby,cocaine,coco puffs,drugs,parenting
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Father Wishes to Partake of the Righteous Herb

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bong,drugs,high,marijuana,parenting,wrong number
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Dad's wishing he was back in college again.

Oh To Be a Drug Dealer

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android,drugs,drug dealer,marijuana
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