BRB, Burning Down the House

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Oh To Be a Drug Dealer

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That Answers That Question

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I Was Mostly Impressed by the Magic Glowing Box

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He's a remarkably coordinated texter for someone on three tabs of acid.

Looks Like Someone Had Some High Hopes

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Wait. What were we talking about? WHO IS THIS.

Don't Anger the Puff

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Good Answer.

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Is there really an answer to a drug-addled question like that? Probably.